Sound Resources
PC Speaker sound driver
playwav.exe is an old sound player with no visual interface, it just plays. Kind more for windows 3.x and 9x

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The Simpsons
Homer: "Hello Operator! Give me the number for 911?"
Bart: "Oh sure, like I'm really gunna take a picture of my butt."
Bart: "Hi Man."
Homer: "Gotta go shake the dew off the lilly."
Homer: "Doh!"
Homer: "Wahoo!"
Rainer Wolfcastle: "Maria, my mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the humvee."
Homer: "Kiss my curvy butt good-bye."
Krusty: "You people make me sick!"
Barney: "Whooa...someone smells stinky...oh, it's me."
Ralph: "I bent my wookie."

The Princess Bride
Vizzini: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders..."
The Albino: "The pit of despair..."
Westley: "Sleep well, dream of large women."
Westley: "Get used to dissapointment"
Fezzik and Inigo: "You don't look so good...But I feel fine."
Count Rugen and Inigo: "...I have no gate key...Fezzik, tear his arms off...Oh, you mean this gate key."
Miracle Max and wife: "Goodbye!"
Fezzik: "Hello, lady."
Vizzini: "Inconceivable"
Inigo: "My name is Indigo killed my father, prepare to die"
Buttercup and the King: "...I'm killing myself when we reach the honeymoon suite...Won't that be nice."
Westley: "Good night Wesley, good work, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
The grandson: "Is this a kissing book?"
Miracle Max: "Woohoohoo, look who knows so much, huh?"
Miracle Max: "Why don't you give me a nice lemon cut and pour lemon juice on it."
The Impressive Clergyman: "Mawage is what brings us together today."
Vizzini: "Have you heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates...morons."
Wesley: "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
Miracle Max: "They're so perky...I love that."
The Grandson: "Murdered by pirates is good."
The Grandfather: "You're very smart, now shut up."
Westley and Buttercup: "What hideous sin have you commited lately? I got married, I didn't mean to, it all happened so fast."
Miracle Max and Wife: "Bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle."
Westley: "To the pain. It means that..."
The Impressive Clergyman: "Have you...the wing?"
Vizzini: "Am I going mad or did the word THINK escape your lips?"
The Impressive Clergyman: "...Wove, true wove, will fowwow you, forever and ever."
Westley: "It's possible pig, it's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass."
Valerie: "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife."
Inigo: "...I do not think it means what you think it means."

Venkman: "Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."
Venkman and Dana: "That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there...What a crime."
Venkman: "I'd call that a big yes."
Venkman and man in elevator: "That must be some cockroach...Bite your head off."
Spengler: "We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue...Okay."
Venkman and Dana: "I'll go check out Ms. Barret...I'll go check out Ms. Barret's apartment...Okay."
Venkman and Dana: "I don't think you're crazy...That makes me feel so much better."
Venkman: "Dogs and cats living together, mass histeria."
Venkman: "She's not my girlfriend...I find her interesting because she sleeps above her covers...four feet above her covers, she barks, she drools..."
Venkman and Spengler: "This reminds me of the time that you tried to drill a hole in your head...That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."
Venkman: "We came, we saw, we kicked it's a__."
Stanz: "Listen...smell something?"
Venkman: "This isn't your lucky day."
Spengler: "Print is dead."
Zeddmore: "When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
Gatekeeper and Venkman: "Take me now, subcreature...I make it a rule never to get involved with posessed people...actually it's more of a guideline than a rule."
Venkman: "Back off man, I'm a scientist."
Venkman: "Okay, so, she's a dog."
Venkman: "Wo, wo, wo, nice shooting Tex."
Louis: "Okay, goodbye, I'm going to have a shower..."
Venkman: "What a lovely singing voice you must have."
Venkman: "He slimed me."
Key Master: "Many shubs and zuels knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slor that day, I can tell you."
Spengler: "I collect spores, molds and fugus."
Venkman: "Don't cross the streams, okay, important safety tip."
Zeddmore: "That's a big twinkie."
Hotel Maid: "What the hell are you doing?"
Venkman: "Why worry, each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."
The Key Master: "Yes have some."

So I Married an Axe Murderer (a Mike Myers movie)
Stuart Mackenzie: "Because he puts and addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it nightly..."
Charlie: "I'm a human blanket."
Stuart Mackenzie: "...Why don't you try one of her bras on ya we girl, float away ya fairie."
Charlie: "I am smitten, I am in deep smit."
Charlie: "Eeevil, like it's the fruits of the devil. Eevil."
Charlie: "Exqueeze me?"
Commandeered Driver: "...No, it's one of my favorite things."
Stuart Mackenzie: "Head! Move! Now!"
Stuart Mackenzie: "Head! Pants! Now!"
Stuart Mackenzie: "Head! Paper! Now!"
Charlie: "Hey Jane, get me off this crazy thing...called love."
Police Chief: "Hey...somebody needs a hug."
Charlie: "Josie and those hot Pussycats..."
Stuart Mackenzie: "Light a match!"
Charlie: "I'm naked aren't I?"
Stuart Mackenzie: "That's a huge noggin..."
Charlie: "I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick."
Stuart Mackenzie: "...He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla."
Stuart Mackenzie: "We have a piper down..."
Stuart Mackenzie: "May! Shut it!"
Stuart Mackenzie: "That boy's head's like Sputnik, spherical, but quite pointy in parts."
Tony: "Two words...therapy."
Alcatraz Guide: "My Name is John Johnson, but people around here call me Vickie."
Charlie: "Woman, woman, woooooman"

Star Trek
The beamup sound from the movies.
The beamup sound from the newer TV series.
Locutus of Borg: "Resistance is futile."
Picard: "You have the bridge number one."
Enterprise Computer: "You may enter when ready."
Picard: "Computer, freeze program!"
Worf: "...I am not a merry man!"
Data: "No signs of intelligent life forms."
Picard: "Computer, open hailing frequecies!"
A tractor beam shutting down.
Picard: "Thank you, Mr. Data."
Picard: "This is capt. Jean Luc Picard of the federation starship, Enterprise."

Star Wars
Vader: "As you wish."
Vader: "What is thy bidding, my master."
C3PO: "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity."
Han Solo: "Why don't you use your divine influence, and get us out of this?"
Grand Moff Tarkin: "You may fire when ready."
Obi-wan Kenobi: "The force will be with you, always."
Admiral Ackbar: "May the force be with us."
C3PO: "Sir, if you won't be needing me, I'll shudown for a while."
Obi-wan Kenobi: "I'm getting too old for this sort of thing."
Vader: "You underestimate the power of the dark side of the force."
Chancellor Valorum: "A communications disruption can only mean one thing...invasion."
Qui-Gon Jinn: "The force is unusually strong with him..."
Queen Amidala Padme Naberrie: "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war."
Mace Windu: "You refer to the prophecy of the one...."

Ren and Stimpy
Stimpy: "Happy happy happy, joy joy joy."
Stimpy: "I've been bad Ren. You'll smack me."
Stimpy: "Duh, excuse me, Ren."

Monty Python
"Bring out your dead!"
"I fart in your general direction."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry."
"We are the knights who say...NI!"
"...You were in terrible peril."

Beavis and Butthead
Butthead chuckles.
Butthead: "Wo...that was cool."
Beavis and Butthead laughing.
Butthead: "Pull my finger, dude...SBD."
Butthead: "Yeah."

Misc. Sounds
The Terminator: "I'll be back."
Bill and Ted: "Bogus!"
Forrest Gump: "My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gunna get."
Dorthy: "What would you do with a brain if you had one?"
Bugs Bunny: What's up doc?
Oscar the Grouch: "Love is a leaky canoe."
Cylon: "By your command."
Wayne: "Exqueeze me?"
Mr. Rogers: "I like Barney."
The Mask: "It's party time. P A R T Y...because I gotta!"
Ringo: "Absolutely!"
HAL 9000: "Are you sure you are making the right decision?"
"Elvis has left the desktop."
"Pizza Pizza"
A guitar riff.
A good, solid baseball hit
A harmonica riff.